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We are sending out a questionnaire to all our members, to find out what problems we need to look into over the next year.
A copy of the questionnaire can be seen here.
There is a mistake on question regarding shops and banks. This should read 'do not allow easy access'
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Access Group meetings. June 2010 minutes
Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night. Mick, the bartender, finally says "You've had yer fill, you'll not be drinking any more tonight, Paddy."
Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then". Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.
"Damn!" he says.
He looks to the doorway and thinks that if he can just get to the door and get some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the pavement and falls flat on his face.
"Bi'Jesus... I'm soused," he says.
He can see his house just a few doors down, and decides to try for it. He crawls down the street and shimmies up the door frame, opens the door and looks inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says, "No flappin' way."
But he somehow crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and thinks, "I think I can make it to the bed." He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face again.
The next morning, his wife comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?"
Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was totally pissfaced. But how'd you know?"
"Mick called... You left your wheelchair at the pub."
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